Expensive Potential servant of chaos,
Being evil isn’t all the time straightforward… However boy is it a lot extra enjoyable than being a superb man!
Having somebody witty such as you on my workforce might be helpful throughout these not so darkish occasions.
Let me elaborate. All the pieces in Darkestville was high quality and dandy: I used to be tormenting the city individuals, the city individuals had been being tormented… It was a good deal! Who might complain? Not me, that’s for certain!
…till that moron, Dan Teapot, employed a gaggle of professional demon hunters to banish me! Are you able to imagine it? I don’t even know why he has a grudge in opposition to me. Perhaps I burnt his home a few occasions, however I solely did it as a result of it was hilarious!
Assist me on this journey to greatest my foes and let’s make evil reign Darkestville as soon as extra! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Additionally by buying this recreation you’re serving to a noble trigger, a part of the cash we obtain shall be used to enslave mankind… I imply… to scrub the seas from air pollution, create a sanctuary for the one Endangered Invisible Flamingo on this planet and different form of noble sounding lies.
The Demon of Darkestville.
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